The World According to Ashton

Sunday, May 13, 2007


Two night ago, I went to tuck Ashton into bed.

When I got to his bed, he looked up at me and said:

"I've got one thing a tell you."

I thought it was going to be that he loved me.

That's what his one thing usually is.

Instead, he said...

"I ate one booger."

I laughed and went on and on about how that was so nasty.

Then I said, "Was it gross?"

He looked at me, laughed and said, "Nope."

It reminded me of when Anson was little. He was a nose picker for sure. I wonder where he gets this from....cough....cough....Uncle Jason...

One time Lynsey was trying to talk Anson out of picking his nose and eating his boogers.

She said something like...

"Are you ever going to quit doing that?"

Very matter of factly Anson looked at her and said...

"No. I don't think I am."

Why are boys so gross?

If they weren't so darn sweet and cute, I'd sell em to the gypsies.

Who knew fingers up the nose were genetic?

Wednesday, May 09, 2007


Ashton's 4 Things:

I guess Ashton has heard Hayden say, "Mom, I've got four things to tell ya..."

Tonight Ashton said, "Mom, I got some things to tell you."

"I love you."

"I adore you."

"Your best mom ever."

"I want it to be HOPE Group."

And

"I want to go to the circus."

"Tomorrow"

So cute.


Do you want to know the only thing worse than moving and not having a washer and dryer for 48 hours?

When your child throws up in the kitchen onto his favorite blanket, that he simply must have in the bed with him...and he does this 30 minutes before nap time.

Pants.

I had to hand wash everything in the sink and then lay it outside to dry.

I pretended I was a cave woman.

That was the only thing fun about the whole thing.