Ashton said two funny things today.

He walked in my room naked, holding his underwear...this is always a good sign that means, he went to the potty and needs help putting his clothes back on.

He says, "Mama...dare was corn in my poop!"

I'm sorry...but it was funny.

Then, today when I was putting him in bed, I said, "Ashton, if you get out of your bed, what is going to happen?" He said, "I don't want you to talk to me."

It was very funny because it was in his super sweet, soft little voice.

I had to laugh...and then tell him, the right answer was, "I'm going to get a spankin'."